Main weapon

Britney Landis tells me to 'Get your main love weapon bigger'!

Now i know its been a long time since i was at school in sex education class, but if my aging memory serves me correctly, we only have one.

Please don't tell me i should have a main one and a reserve or something!

Pants

Apparently 'A key from her bedroom is in your pants' ! or so Jeanine Akins informs me.

Lethal Weapon

22 spam mails last night but this one stands out, literally.


Williams Marquez says that a 'Huge love weapon is never too much'

Guns & Roses

Not wishing to brag but i am getting over 20 a day now. Its gone from the sublime to the ridiculous!

So i am slim lining my approach and posting only when one really catches my eye.

This morning Jenifer Devine simply tells me 'Get yourself an immense love gun!'

getting desperate now...

some spam has slipped through the filter - it's not very exciting, but i'll take what i can get to stay in the game:

"the most reliable mould and moulding supplier to you"

i don't need any more mould, thank you very much! simply forgetting to wash my cup out at work before going on holiday offers me more than enough...

:)

More spam than i can handle!

Today i have been told to 'Stop being a loser' and that i can 'easily attain a rich and elegant look at a reasonable price'.
Apparently my 'new power is not far off' and i will 'Become a fortunate fellow' which is encouraging!
I can 'experience new heights of pleasure' and it will be 'Much bigger, than you used to have it!'
I will 'Be a king of her bedroom' because i can use a 'Soft and natural enhancement formula'.
This is great because it will 'Make it longer and more powerful' , and will 'Allow my rod to elongate' and give me 'Greater length for my masculinity'.

All in all a 'Comfortable male enhancement' i'm sure you'll agree? :)

8 in one day - my spam filter is actually now attracting spam!

Mildred Minor predicts 'Unbelievable changes in your relationships' and judging by the rest of the spam I'm not surprised.

Kris Kemp says i can 'Have the greatest night ever ' with Cecilia Teague promising 'Dude, it really works!'

Gladys Crowley tells me 'Beef your package up with more inches ' and Byron Nguyen speaks in a similar vain with 'This enhancement will last a lifetime!'

Rosemary Cramer knows already that it is 'Much longer, than it used to be!' and Dana Bolden
urged me to 'Turn it into a thing she will never forget' - what like a never ending glass of G&T?

But today my favourite pledge comes from Graham Mueller who says he can give me a 'Huge tool to please your lassie' - a bit worrying if you're thinking about a collie dog and not the Scottish word for lady.