The very nice ...

Benjamin Wang - Employment Offer

Not that i want a job but it's nice to be asked isn't it?

And from the fantastically named Mitzi Burks we have JacobLargishPenis.

That's sitting on the fence a bit isn't it? Largish? It either is or it isn't!

FuckstickHugeDouglas

or possibly, ClaudiaWallopingPenis.

'nuff said!

Wednesday's pick

Hi spam fans, my contributions for today are...


Norm Newton - Softimage Alienbrain (surely a Googlewhack?)

Jacques Mobley - SandyOutsizeFuckstick :D

he man!

today's picks from me - some rather long winded ones here, but fairly entertaining:

"Be the master of the universe, with a huge broadsword in your pants?" [it's the question mark that disturbs me most]

"make her forget her ex, find a workout that doesn't bore you, and skip breakfast" [erm...are those things connected?]

and finally:

"10 things to tell a naked woman" [i like to imagine it would go something like this: 1) 'ere love, get some bloody clothes on; 2) tha'll catch the death o' cold!; etc, etc.]

OH MY GOD!!!

It's like busses, I was lamenting my lack of spam when I just found these three beauties had snuck in over the weekend:

Savita rose pulling cock with both hands (one hand would have been sufficient!)
followed up by:
Blonde coed getting anal drilled giraffe (the mind boggles)
subsequently rumped {edit - that should have said trumped, but rumped is too good..} by:
Third International Blended Learning Conference - oh no hang on, that ones from some comedien giving me permission to speak nonsense at their event.

Did we have a winner from last week?

a painful phenomenon plaguing e-mail boxes?

pah! apparently, according to this post on the official gmail blog spam is neither useful nor fun. looks like they've never discovered the joy of spamtastic!...

Jill Brady - BodypartWideRory

Q. Is it Rory or one of his body parts that is wide?

It's been a bit slow on the old spam front these last few days so this is my only contribution this week.

Darwin Bourgeois - MarshallShlongBroad

The word shlong appears to be quite popular in these spam mails and the sholngs are of various lengths and girths! It's either someone bragging about the size of their shlong or someone trying to sell me shlong elongating pills. With all this shlong spam about it's no wonder women end up with shlong envy!

21st February

An early start today kiddies. My pick are:

"Bam. A rocking baller cock in your pants"

"100% pure hoodia" - I don't understand this one at all!

and the strikingly honest "Lose 20 pounds"

Huzzah!

I may not be able to manage 3 a day though as I have a jolly good filter - If it becomes a problem, I'll just make some up - or alternatively, liz could include some of my email headings to her as I'm sure they count as spam.

20th february

ok, clearly i hadn't thought out how this would actually work...i guess if whoever is keen and eager on any one day starts a post for that day, then whoever is keen to play can either add another post, or respond (retort?) in the comments.

so, here are my picks for today:

"do you want my in-laws"

"penis enlargement scams...get the truth" [spoilsports]

and the intriguingly titled

"CockProminentRobbie"

welcome!

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