Guns & Roses

Not wishing to brag but i am getting over 20 a day now. Its gone from the sublime to the ridiculous!

So i am slim lining my approach and posting only when one really catches my eye.

This morning Jenifer Devine simply tells me 'Get yourself an immense love gun!'

getting desperate now...

some spam has slipped through the filter - it's not very exciting, but i'll take what i can get to stay in the game:

"the most reliable mould and moulding supplier to you"

i don't need any more mould, thank you very much! simply forgetting to wash my cup out at work before going on holiday offers me more than enough...

:)

More spam than i can handle!

Today i have been told to 'Stop being a loser' and that i can 'easily attain a rich and elegant look at a reasonable price'.
Apparently my 'new power is not far off' and i will 'Become a fortunate fellow' which is encouraging!
I can 'experience new heights of pleasure' and it will be 'Much bigger, than you used to have it!'
I will 'Be a king of her bedroom' because i can use a 'Soft and natural enhancement formula'.
This is great because it will 'Make it longer and more powerful' , and will 'Allow my rod to elongate' and give me 'Greater length for my masculinity'.

All in all a 'Comfortable male enhancement' i'm sure you'll agree? :)

8 in one day - my spam filter is actually now attracting spam!

Mildred Minor predicts 'Unbelievable changes in your relationships' and judging by the rest of the spam I'm not surprised.

Kris Kemp says i can 'Have the greatest night ever ' with Cecilia Teague promising 'Dude, it really works!'

Gladys Crowley tells me 'Beef your package up with more inches ' and Byron Nguyen speaks in a similar vain with 'This enhancement will last a lifetime!'

Rosemary Cramer knows already that it is 'Much longer, than it used to be!' and Dana Bolden
urged me to 'Turn it into a thing she will never forget' - what like a never ending glass of G&T?

But today my favourite pledge comes from Graham Mueller who says he can give me a 'Huge tool to please your lassie' - a bit worrying if you're thinking about a collie dog and not the Scottish word for lady.

Spam fit for an Emperor

Tonight, Ellis Barber apparently has 'High-quality watches worth an emperor's wrist!'

Now i know Emperors are revered figures but i do wonder how much one of their wrists is worth?

Am i the only one playing?

I'm getting cocky now!

This morning Josef Macdonald is offering me a 'More massive love luger'

Good lad.

Oh my God

The spam God's have shined down on me in the night and sent the following gems.
These all appear to be from the Acme 'Your First Management Role' handbook.

Moises Cameron informs me that luckily it's only 'A few simple steps to power'
Whilst Orville Joseph lets me know it is just a 'Short way to your true male power'
Evangelina Romo urges me to 'Fight for your self-perfection!'

Claire Rivers simply offers me 'Fireworks CS3' whatever CS3 is?! Sounds like it may be banned under anti-terrorism law to me.
And finally a post on here wouldn't be complete without some form of cock related spam.

Apparently Avery Hancock can help me 'Gain a voluminous male package '
Enough said.

Yet another Enhancement Pledge...

Tyler Mills assures 'Steady and fast increase in length'

So far i have had no spam mails promising size reduction.

Spam-a-licous Appendage Augmentation

Timothy Winkler (i wonder if he's related to the Fonz?) urges me to "Increase its length by 2-3 inches"

Whilst Jamal Acosta promises me "Impeccable style creation"

Being the kinda guy who likes to have his cake and eat it, i would like to "Increase its impeccable length by 2-3 inches in a stylish creative way" :P

At last someone likes me enough to send me some spam...

OK i know its been a few weeks, and i thought the spam fairy had flown away from my inbox for good, and then all of a sudden 2 mails slipped in quietly!

The Cuban drug lord named Megan 'Escobar' urges me to 'Upgrade it to a huge volume' although she doesn't say what i am to upgrade. Perhaps she talks of my spam folder?!

The German Irish lass 'Vilma Keenan' invites me to 'Get a rod of colossal measurements!'

I reckon the second offer sounds the better of the two :P