Main weapon

Britney Landis tells me to 'Get your main love weapon bigger'!

Now i know its been a long time since i was at school in sex education class, but if my aging memory serves me correctly, we only have one.

Please don't tell me i should have a main one and a reserve or something!

Pants

Apparently 'A key from her bedroom is in your pants' ! or so Jeanine Akins informs me.

Lethal Weapon

22 spam mails last night but this one stands out, literally.


Williams Marquez says that a 'Huge love weapon is never too much'