1) once a day, review the titles of any spam you have received - guaranteed fun for all the family!
2) pick your favourite 3 from that day (previous entries have included: "BigSchlongPolly"; "ImmensePenisYvette"; and "do you want my in laws") - see, they don't have to be rude to be clever - you make the game what it is!
3) submit them to the all new superfantastic "spamtastic" blog - tee da!
4) once a week, you get to vote on that week's bestest spam title - see, it's interactive! 5) there may be a small spamtastic prize for the person who submitted that week's most amusing spam title
3 comments:
we must test out the googlewhackability of some of these one day!
i offer the following delights today:
"Re:Always been teased about your tiny pecker? Now hit them back with your bazooka!" [what, literally?]
and
"Walk softly and carry a huge stick" [surely that's aimed at our canine friends?]
Damn you Liz - you beat me to it with the stick walking. However, I think this one beats it:
"The romantic way Katherin Heigl's hubby proposed..."
Now, I think that sounds like a charming story, straight out of the pages of My Weekly.
Good Lord, you can almost see some poor bastard opening the spam mail coz they have indeed "Always been teased about their tiny pecker"
As if that wasn't bad enough they get a trogen 'ose virus to boot!
Sons of I.T. bitches (SOITB's)
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