today's picks from me - some rather long winded ones here, but fairly entertaining:
"Be the master of the universe, with a huge broadsword in your pants?" [it's the question mark that disturbs me most]
"make her forget her ex, find a workout that doesn't bore you, and skip breakfast" [erm...are those things connected?]
and finally:
"10 things to tell a naked woman" [i like to imagine it would go something like this: 1) 'ere love, get some bloody clothes on; 2) tha'll catch the death o' cold!; etc, etc.]
2 comments:
I think youre second one Liz is a bit of a long shot. That must can't be from a man because we all know they can't multi task, and all those things in one day are just impossible.
All I have today is someone wanting to know what I'm up to. But it turns out it's that little minx who's using her friends email address. she has many guises that one. Perhaps if liz or I ever receive her photos we might be able to verify if it's the same hussy.
btw, perhaps if we took ten things to tell a naked woman, changed it to eleven things, we could include it in our work somewhere... though that might almost be plagiarising.(probably)
anyway. I obviously haven't had enough alcohol as i'm talking shite again.
I'm not skipping breakfast for anyone!
One of the ten things to tell a women who's naked could be "Yes your bum does look big in that"
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