It's like busses, I was lamenting my lack of spam when I just found these three beauties had snuck in over the weekend:
Savita rose pulling cock with both hands (one hand would have been sufficient!)
followed up by:
Blonde coed getting anal drilled giraffe (the mind boggles)
subsequently rumped {edit - that should have said trumped, but rumped is too good..} by:
Third International Blended Learning Conference - oh no hang on, that ones from some comedien giving me permission to speak nonsense at their event.
Did we have a winner from last week?
5 comments:
Excellent work smodge. I like the giraffe one best. My faves from today are....
"Don't spend nights with your left hand" - perhaps they have a 'handy' case to lock it safely away during the evening hours.
"Russian roulette lyrics" - Ah, that favourite party song.
"Agree to be sick? Norway!" - actually this read "Noway" on closer inspection, but I prefer my initial reading.
yay! smodge got spam!!!
nice one, comrades. my spam has been rather medical today, eg:
"no doctors visit!" [which i know to be false - my doctor makes visits]
johnnie burton also invited me to:
"say goodbye to your diseases!"
perhaps most disturbingly, however, is the following rather angry sounding order:
"stay man even when drunk!"
like, yikes! i've also received quite alot of german spam (or, geschpamen, as i believe they say in germanland) - but have yet to translate them to find out whether they're rude, or just invites to meetings.
My vote for last week goes to Abbi's "Bam. A rocking baller cock in your pants"
I'm not sure what one is or indeed if i have one (of the rocking baller kind) but it sounds like a great offer.
Thanks Pete. I thought it was something that should be kept in a toilet cistern...but I'm not a plumber so I may be mistaken.
Today's favourite: "Travel the world and see more nipples"
Now that makes me want to sack the brewery project and extend my gap year to go travelling :P
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